You ever had puppies? They have those cute little faces and run around all the time. You think they are just full of love and kindness. Well they do have cute faces and love giving and receiving attention, but they also crap and piss everywhere. Then they grow up a little, so you have a full sized dog with the mind of a puppy, aka no self-control. Now take two of them, more ideas and more destructive ability.
I’ve been taking care of a friend’s two 9-month-old Labs for the last few days. Other than being sleep deprived things were going fairly well. Very few messes, no blood, but, then with out thinking I left my wallet and some groceries on the kitchen counter. They woke me up this morning at 5, they needed walking, and all went well. “Fine,” I think, “I can just leave them out and get a few more hours of sleep, they won’t do anything bad.” At 7:30 I exit the bedroom to find the contents of my wallet scattered all over the living room and the wallet itself mangled. In the end I was only missing one credit card and my drives license and one credit card have chew dents in them.
I was pissed at them and they knew it. They just sat in their little corner eyes up with sad faces. Soon they forget though. It’s nobody’s fault really, I should have know better. Started me thinking though if there is any such thing as unconditional love (might write more on that later). I feed and walk the bitches and they look to me for more. Every time I go into the kitchen they are looking for a hand out. They are dependent on me to some extent, but what am I getting form them? Should I expect this? Why do we keep these beasts around? Hell, maybe I’m just a cat person. I need more sleep.
